The IndoEurasian Research Group, as we know, runs under the motto:
"WE PUBLISH NO POST BEFORE WE APPROVE IT", "WE" referring to Professor Farmer or Professor Michael Witzel – two Scholars using the same half of a brain – Professor Witzel's.
In a sensational paper on this peerless peer- reviewed forum, Professor Steve A. Farmer has elucidated the evolution (ooops! we mean Creation) of Limb Transplant Technology (LTT) in the Italian Church. We can do no better than to quote the exact, original, unsurpassed words of Professor Farmer himself, in the original Lucida Grande:
" Stories of limb replacements from Greco-Roman legend. The most famous involved St.Cosmos and St. Damian, who (for the literal minded: in legend) did something far surpassing the abilities of DARPA or modern medicine: they performed a complete leg transplant. Unfortunately, the only donor they could find for their white patient was an African, with the result that the recipient ended up with one black leg and one white leg. For doubters, we have the proof from Fra Angelico, from the altar at San Marco, just a few steps from where Pico is buried with Poliziano, in the wall of the convent. Check out those legs!:"
http://www.wga.hu/art/a/angelico/altar/sanmarco/marco_p9.jpg
Steve
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This is truly a startling revelation. This picture had been banned by the Catholic Church, and rumor had it that this was because of an age-old misunderstanding.
The original title read:
El Hoochie Kootchie: Los Harvardinos Facultios removing los stockings of la helpless woman studenta prior to Commencement Ceremonios
This had been terribly misinterpreted by the Catholic Church. The offending painter had been used as fossil fuel in the cold winter of 1313CE, after confessing to unholy tendencies.
Professor Farmer's research proved that the above inscription was NOT a title, but merely a list of items sketched by the artist's wife as a shopping list. Professor Farmer then used his famous Fractal Font-Substition theory to uncover the real title of the painting, written in invisible ink along the lace line of the black leg to:
"Saints and Scholars work on African Leg."
The 14th century misunderstanding occurred when Fra. X.A. Farmeros XVIIW, the famous
Comparative Linguist, published his book titled "Los Pictoras con des Tabiques des Latrinos dos Conventi". Which as all of us Super-CRP Linguists know, means: "Lost Pictures from the Tabernacle in Latin Convents"
The Scholar, setting a long tradition that has been followed by the glorious Farmer lineage of Scholars,understood Latin only in translation, and hence had translated the picture's caption to:
'Dos Santos juegas janky – panky mit des piernas negras".
The California State Board of Education, known in those days as the Star Chamber of the Inquisition, with six Scholars from the Harvard Divinity School, a Trustee of Harvard, and an Episcopalian constituting the Supervisio de Combusta el Repentante Painteras (SuperCRP) , took only 13 hours to extract a full confession from the painter, signed with the only finger he had left at that point. Following that, he was of course combusted after being drawn and quartered. Some of the scholarly deliberations of the Super CRP are shown in the picture above.
The new revelation by Professor Farmer has sent tremors through the entire IndoEurasian Research community. For the first time, we have thrilling evidence that the Aryan Scholars who later conducted vivisection experiments on the inferior races in the Thousand Year Reich, traced their lineage directly to the Saints of the ancient Church, who used healthy Africans as a source of spare parts for Aryans in distress.
The term "UNFORTUNATELY" used by Professor Farmer above, IRFAN clarifies, was NOT used by Professor Farmer to refer to the African whose healthy leg was borrowed for this worthy purpose. It refers to the feeling of humiliation of the noble recipient at being seen at the next Opera and Slave-Devouring Fair at El Coliseo with unmatched leg colors.
This statement by Professor Farmer is also completely in line with the classless, casteless, raceless nature of the Church and the Scholars of the IndoEurasian Research group.
Once again, IRFAN remains awed by this revelation by Professor Farmer, of the sheer Quality of Professor Farmer and his co-Scholars. And we take this opportunity to condemn once again the evil Hindootvadis who dare to accuse these Scholars of being racists or closet Nazis. How shocking! How far from the truth!
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