In a dramatic development, Assistant-to-Professor Farmer announced that only one of the four IER Scholars, presumably himself, has yet returned from California after the glorious victory over the Hindutvaadins. A surprising statement, considering that he is the only IER Scholar who claims to live in California!
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In the great Scholar’s own words:
“[Mod. note. No fun allowed ever on the List on weekdays, Trudi -- but maybe OK while we're recovering 3/4 brain dead from California? :^) - Cheers, Steve.]
It may not be the weekend yet, but this is fun!”
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IRFFAN has learned that the “CLEAN CALIFORNIA LATRINES!!!” (CCL) movement has recruited the other three Lat*in* Scholars. There is concern at IER that without these three stalwarts, the Forum is simply not what it was. As is well known, the other 396 members have not managed to get any post past the censors Professor Witzel and Assistant-to-Professor Farmer so far.
The cryptic scholarly statement “no fun allowed ever on the List on weekdays” refers to the request from Harvard University attorneys that racial slurs and latrine-cleaning video discussions, which as we know, are the hobbies of the IER Scholars, are to be discussed only on weekends when the Harvard Provost and Secretary Bersin can also join in.
An ALL-POINTY-HEADS ALERT has been posted for the three missing Scholars
Check whether they are teaching witch craft or Life extension theory on top of Mount Hamilton along with FOSA.
Comment by Anonymous — March 21, 2006 @ 9:03 pm
Do you think his remaining 1/4 is working?
Comment by Anonymous — March 21, 2006 @ 9:05 pm
Just learnt remaining 1/4 was on rent from CIIS and FOSA club.
Now I know why no one is hiring Farmer?
1/4 is stale like a cabbage from Norway.
Comment by Anonymous — March 21, 2006 @ 9:08 pm