IRF*AN is delighted to convey wonderful news from Assis*ant-to-Professor S*eve *lan Far*mer. A recent post on the prestigious Scholarly Research forum "Indo-Eurasian Research" implied that Professor Michael Witzel's Consluting Firm IPAC has been working with the FOSA to advise General Pervez Musharraf on rights of women in Pakistan. Remember when General Musharraf said that Pakistani women get themselves gang-raped to get visas to Canada and US? This was from Professor Witzel's upcoming Book # 9: "Chicks and Goats in South Asia – Historical Accuracy" co-authored with Dr. Romilla Thapar, South Asia's Most Famous Historian.
Professor Witzel has kindly sent pictures from his consluting assignments with President Musharraf, who, IRF*AN is privileged to announce, is himself South Asia's Second Most Famous Historian. He is a long-time member of the Indo-Eurasian Research Forum. He posts under the pseudonym "Frank SouthasiaWorth"indicating his frankness on all matters, and his IMMENSE worth to South Asia.
The pictures here are some of the most closely guarded secrets of the Pakistani Army, being published only on YAHOO! and SOUTH ASIA TRIBUNE. The one above shows Professor Witzel closely examining a Harappan seal showing a donkey's behind (As Dr. Far*mer would say, "Rajaram would insist that it is a horse's behind, heh-heh!") The building in the background contains the Pakistan President's Official Residence, located deep inside the back of the structure made up to look like the Taj Mahal. It is one of two identical rooms, one with a sign showing a General in uniform, and the other marked "ladies". According to Professor Witzel, the Tejo Mahalaya appearance is to confuse American SLCMs, which are expected to arrive for official visits any day now.
When he was busy consluting with the Pakistani General Staff (see this link), Professor Witzel was pleased to have President and Mrs. Musharraf entertain his loyal assistants, Asst-*o-Professor Far*mer and South Asia's Most Famous His*orian. Please see a picture of President and Begum Musharraf discussing Historical Accuracy and Pico's PhD Thesis, which Dr. Far*mer edited in AD900.
You outdid yourself. Can’t stop laughing..But I did check the IER posting and could not believe that these clowns are for real.
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2006 @ 9:30 am
BTW, You have not reported about “fury like a scholar scorned” .. The scholar’s acutal quotes from the post in IER(I am not making them up)
>>>Too bad for the Hindus that the Sangh (RSS, VHS, BJP, etc.) has failed in the past to make me a lucrative offer: Hindutva financiers like A. Chowgule could have easily dropped a check in the mail!
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2006 @ 9:49 am
>> “consluting assignments ”
Surely that’s not a typo:
You mean “con” and “slut”-ing right?
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2006 @ 10:13 am
I can’ stop laughing. Please add more pictures.
IER is full of jokers, Two moderators are masterpieces
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2006 @ 10:25 am
Dear Reader: IRFFAN thinks you are confusing “consluting” with “CONSULTING”. How shocking! Professor Witzel has made it VERY clear that IPAC is NOT a CONSULTING firm. Do you think a Harvard Professor and the World’s greatest Linguini eater (“Linguist”) can be a cheap “Consultant”? Hah!
Consluting is a well-respected occupation at Harvard and in Islamabad. See what the “FOSA” founder do and u will understand.
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2006 @ 11:39 am
“Yeh dil mangai more !!”
More pictures of love fest PLEASE PLEASE !!!!
Comment by Anonymous — March 22, 2006 @ 11:53 am